MUFF’S GO TO SNACKIES

I always have such a hard time figuring out what I’m going to munch on after I smoke a bit of oowee (old head term for WEED). Many times I wonder aimlessly throughout a convenient store confused as to what my taste buds would fancy or I would know EXACTLY what I want, grab it, and then buy a shit ton of whatever else. Burning my already starving pockets. That shit happens EVERY TIME. The extra snacks, 9 times out of 10, are foods that I wouldn’t dare to eat sober. Crazy what weed would do. But there are a few snacks that I keep dear to my heart which makes, making a decision, SO much easier.

 

Allow me to share…

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SPICY NACHO DORITOS & QUESO DIP – This is probably my favorite combination in the history of mankind. Not only are you getting spiciness from both components but it’s all just cheesy. Delicious, artificial and disgustingly unhealthy CHEESE. The best part about is when you lick the red flavoring off of you fingers. omg.

NOW N LATERZ – YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH NOW N LATERZ. EVER. Come’on man, grab about 3 different packs of 8 and you’re set. By the time you finish one you’re going to realize that you have 16 pieces of greatness. That’s the pro of forgetting when you smoke..

I’m kind of under the influence writing this post and I’m debating if I should replace Now N Laterz with Frooties. Real niggas know about the love that Frooties weld. Ugh, I’m getting hungry now…

moving along.

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JELLO, BLUE JELLO – I don’t think an actual blue raspberry exist but I never really cared so there’s that. Blue anything is pretty delicious and in tho case you can never lose. Not sure about your local liquor/convenient but mine always have the four pack on deck. I never use a spoon. There’s no need. Peel the top back halfway (so it won’t all fall on your eager, greedy face) and chug. Like you’re drinking a beer. Kind of…(?)

LITTLE CAESARS HOT & READY WITH EXTRA BUTTER AND PARM!!!!!!!! – Any other time I would tell you that Little Caesars is straight trash bag especially when it’s cold but man…butter and parm. If you NEVER asked for butter and parm (parmesan cheese) you’re missing out and I fear for your sanity. I think when you’re on pretty much any drug, side note: I’m not a crack heads, greasy pizza is the go to on any occasion. There’s not many pizzerias here in Detroit to just up and grab fresh gooey pizza so we tend to pick up something quick.

If you haven’t indulge in any of these snacks while your high, do it…and then thank me later.

You don’t have to thank me later. Peace.

Imani @AOmuff500

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